Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!
We are two brothers who enjoy good music and cool merch but we have so much of it that we thought it’d be fun to share and pass these on to you, our followers.
- Must follow both of us - derrickhxc & dannyjxseph (we’ll check)
- Reblog this post - each reblog increases your chance (no likes)
- We will choose a winner for each item on June 1st, 2014.
Fit For a King Christmas Crew Neck - Medium
Trippy Cat Crew Neck - Large
Sworn In Camo Hoodie w/ patch - Medium
Bring Me The Horizon “I can’t drown my demons they know how to swim” T- Shirt - Medium
Neck Deep 3/4 Baseball Tee - Large
Miss May I T-Shirt - Medium
Attila T-Shirt - Medium
HOPE YOU APPRECIATE THIS. LOVE YOU.